I am Fat :'(

‘You’re a panda! He’s a panda! What u gonna do big guy? Sit on me?’ . I hope everyone remembers this line as well as me. Said by Tai Lung to cute Po , when he realized that Po was the Dragon Warrior. Well what happened next was just what lung asked for. Po did sit on him before giving the Wushi Finger hold. So the real question here is , did being fat ever come in the way of Po’s greatness.

Here , there and everywhere, people I know are majorly concerned about how fat they have become(most of these people aren‘t really fat). Being fat has it’s own advantages. Look at Po , he got trained into being a hero just because of his need for food. So why are people so concerned that they are becoming fat? It’s not that u won’t get clothes of your size.

Some people might reason that chicks don’t dig fat guys or vice versa. Well , all I have to say love is blind and knows no bar. Like personally I like big butts and I don’t know y? Like look at our own Mota , he’s doing brilliantly. An epic love story of shrek is good enough to show that I babe like Fiona can fall for an fat ogre.

Infact I think fat people who have made peace with the fact that they are fat are much better off than thin ones. What better example than our own Vijay Malya, he’s fat, drinks beer has awesome cheerleaders and is enjoying his life to fullest. Hugh hefner isn’t really what you would call thin but world’s sexiest babes( the babes you and I would die for) are with him. John Travolta , name one girl who doesn’t think he’s sexy.

Well people might say fat people don’t go well with sports. Arjuna Ranatunga did win the world cup for sri lanka. In WWE when it was decided to publicize a love machine , instead of going for a thin Macho wrestler , they picked a 485 pound Viscera. Ramesh Powar did play for India ( this doesn’t really support anything but still).

All this shows that being fat isn’t really against you . And specially those people who just gain a little weight and start crying over it ,read carefully “ IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL” and you definitely don’t need to stop eating or continue cribbing about it. It’s not as if , if u start dieting you will end up with a 6 packs. A general trend shows people who are fat don’t really care( Mota, Tauro) and people who aren’t keep crying about it(Yangi, etc.). You would rather eat a fat sub rather than a skimpy burger, wouldn’t you.

So please stop worrying that you are fat, and as long as it’s tasty eat what you get or what you like , irrespective of whether it’s fattening or not, because you never know what the future holds for you. One day , you are sitting at home crying that there is no chicken for dinner and next day you’re in Chennai wondering what are going to eat for the next meal? Another dosa? Oh leave it, what choice do i have? “Anna 1 dosa aur 1 omlette”.

Ps: not meant for people with BMI above 28 . You People need exercise.