How does one feel when she towers over the rest, looking down at people? How does one feel when a glass of water at the end of next table is away just by a strech of hand?How does one feel when everytime she meets a bunch of idiots , she earns a new name.
This is a story of a girl, who might as well be the sweetest girl around in bangalore.
She goes by many names, i would have love to post each of them, but there are just too many. In naruto, one of the key ways to make a friendship close was to give a nickname that is personal between the two friends, a name by which only you call your friend. Going by this theory, this special girl might just be the most loved of them all. Some call her Kanoon (Kyunki kanoon ke lambe haath hote hain) , Subinder( Sardaar touch marks the past) and too her great dislike many more.
I first met this girl while stalking her friend ,lets call her Brain (name is ironical as the grey cells are missing). Over the next few weeks we kept chit chatting, mainly via messages. Finally i asked her to accompany me on valentine's day with the legendry line " I feel like a raindrop, falling for you" . Well funny as it may sound, it was the start of the many lines that followed. To great surprize, she agreed though it was a combo pack with brain joining in as "kebab me haddi". It was a good evening, finally ending with brain trying to hamper "acchi wali neend" with a slap right next to the lift , I dont think she remembers it because of obvious reasons, but it was very wierd . For the first time in 23 years, you manage to find a girl who will accompany you out for valentines day, only to have her roommate /best friend/ biwi end the day with a bang !
Though by the end of the night we were better friends. We started meeting often. The girl was as much fun as anyone could be. I will go on to say , she was a complete entertainment package.
It was in Goa, when betrayed by her best friend she got the tattoo, which apparently scared her for life. In short Pinky liked a tattoo, Brain applied brain and convinced her to get a "sexy" tattoo, so that she herself could get the nice tattoo 15 minutes later. A perfect example of "yaar ne hi loot liya tattoo yaar ka". This tattoo did mark an era of sexiness (though i wont go in detail, as per terms of PCT) . A night later, bar tender of a disco was busy pouring free shots for her.
Through thick and thin she stuck by us, first at reva, then at RLV. from regular Guests she became a member of Family.
I remember a particualr incident, when she started scolding Kohli over the phone, the phone was passed to Nunny, then me and finally to shaleen, who took 5 minutes to explain that she was scolding a wrong person.
The conversation went on like " Surbhi, this is Shaleen, Surbhi ? Surbhi ? This is Shaleen , Surbhi ? " Lucky for him she got done with whatever she had to say.
Another such incident , was at new years , when we were scolded for not reaching and getting a table in indiranagar when they were closer to the place. And surprizingly they managed to force us to reach early.
That my friends is how terrorizing this pretty looking girl is.
I remember the nights where she whooped people in Tekken ( If you have fingers that long, you are pretty much unstoppable), when it comes to a fight , a game or real world , Subi is unstoppable , specially when "woh phook gayi hai" .
It' been a long journey, from "anyways, whatever" to "meko khoon kar dena hai tera" to "how supple how? how do you manage" to "neend ke dushman" to "Maine jhanda daal diya hai" and finally to "toka lao, aur khoon kar do mera".
(For those who dont know , toka is badi wali chaaku)
Word of advice to all who know her and will know her in future " When the hands start moving, it's time to back down, or you are in for a heavy hammering" ... You will know what i mean when she is in a flow.
And a word for Subi " You are precious and you know it" ( Post Coorg Treaty Sucks)
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