Yes, I am the Lokpal. It’s my responsibility to fight against corruption. Anyone who is corrupt will be brought in front of me and punished, be it PM or CJI. I will eradicate corruption from its root. No official asking for bribe or misusing his power will be left alone. If required i will even ensure that PM doesnt take even a 50% chance ona decision, in fear that his decision would be declared as influenced by a external reason. After all i can punish even the main man who runs the country. That burden certainly is not enogh , and he needs a constant background check.
Hello mr PM,! Be careful, I am right here.
But it’s not my responsibility to ensure honest people come to power. I am not going to carry investigation on people who stand in elections. That’s too tedious. I’ll wait for them to win election, misuse power, plunder money and than I will catch hold of them, prove them guilty, and try to bring back the money. This way I will get a bigger applaud. After all who will appreciate my position if I stop the wrongdoers from entering the arena itself? Plus it’s a lot of hardwork.
I am a centralized body. Of course I want to keep a check on what’s going on in the entire country. That’s why I’ll still maintain lokayuktas. They’ll investigate at ground levels and than intimate me, so that i can take further action. Why should I go through the trouble of organizing base checks? After all I am the Lokpal and I am above the PM and CJI now.
I will investigate in all corruption cases; after all I am the superman of this country. And how does it matterif there are many corruption cases ? As long as I can manage to hunt down the big guns, minor levels of corruption may go unnoticed. And if anyone notices that out, i’ll just say we lacked resources and ask for increase in number of personals. After all it’s not from my pockets that I am paying from. And how hard can it be to check if a government officer has asked for money while giving a passport. The people won’t have any proof apart from word of mouth. So I will decide on face value whether the dude is corrupt or not or maybe take some money for deciding this by the officer. After all it’s his career; he’ll pay anything to save it, Irrespective of being guilty or not.
I will carry out the decisions as soon as possible. Within 1 year I will do the investigation and than decide punishments in the 2nd year. I'll personally go to Dubai and insepect the land bought by minister there , negotiate and sell the property to get the money back to country. On-site oppurtunites always keep the employees pepped up.
I will consist of judges, citizens and constitutional authorities. Hmmm... But I am putting judges under my supervision because judiciary is corrupt. So what’s there to say past judges were honest? Won’t having them around make me corrupt? Well right now I just want the bill to be passed, these I can think later. And I can always chuck anyone who pisses me off, out of Lokpal by a vote system.
I will give protection to people who raise voice against corruption. Well terrorist attacks can’t be avoided, but we need to provide protection to all who stand against corruption. Who care if defense man power goes down in this process, terrorists kill 10 people today , they will kill another 20 , but I’ll nail the corruption , because that’s the most important issue , and people are supporting me. Just by hearing that the movement is anti corruption they have left work and are following Anna around to raise support for my existence.
It’s my responsibility to ensure rations are not siphoned off, roads are built well etc., manpower no concern. but if I am actually taking all of these responsibilities what is the government for? Interesting! I am the new age power that’s going to question government on all its decision, on all accusations of angry people, whether justified or not. After all I am smarter than all the judges who have existed before me and will pull out investigation results of thin air and punish the accused or the accuser.
Thanks for helping me come to power. Now start shelling out taxes which instead of going for development of country goes for development of my body. And maybe ;) I might bring back all of the “kaala Dhan” black money back to country and ensure the prosperity that we have been denied, for last 65 years.
And that’s the bottom-line because the Lokpal said so, Believe It! Or I am starting an investigation on you because as one of my followers said “if you are not with the movement, you are supporting corruption”, and under my watch the corrupt will not escape.
